Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Lesson #2: No Means No!

When you are studying for the CPA exam, you will quickly become proficient at saying the word "No". Here are some of the No's you might find yourself uttering:

"No, I can't go out for drinks because I have to study."

"No, I can't go see Bridesmaids or Hangover Part II or [insert any movie that looks even remotely awesome here] because I'm way behind on my study schedule."

"No, I can't come to your wedding because as much as I cringe at the thought of turning down free booze, I don't have 6 hours to waste on a Saturday."

"No, I don't have time to work out today, or any other day for that matter. And thanks for pointing out those extra pounds on my gut that weren't there before I became an accountant."

Of course, there's a silver lining in all this: the benefit of not being able to do anything fun is that you have a built-in excuse for getting out of things that are not-so-fun.

"Sorry Mom and Dad, got tons of studying to do. Looks like I won't be able to make that family picnic after all. Drat!"

"I can't go out on a date with you, this exam is taking up all my time! In fact, I don't even have time to give you my number."

"I'd love to waste 3 hours in a car with my co-workers driving to some podunk college town to do campus recruiting for next year's internships; unfortunately, I really need to get some solid studying done. Sorry, boss."

When you're in high school, "studying" is code for "masturbating alone in my bedroom"; but when you're studying for the CPA exam that word takes on a whole new meaning. Whether for good reasons or bad, "No" will be the word you will say the most during this trying process. (This doesn't include four-letter words.)

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